Sachinism

What if He fails again?

Will that make him any less better batsmen than he is now, or he was ?
Will that wash away, all those 23 years which he had given to cricket ?
Will that divides the nation, which till now, he united ?
Will that means that he is not able to carry the burden of a billion people ?
Will that means that he is not heart beat of his fans anymore ?
Will that break any records, which he has set till now ? 
Will that means he has taken for granted his position in the team ?

Definitely NO !  

But, he should fail again, not because I hate him, and I want him to leave this field failing time and again, But because - 

It will give those people again an opportunity to earn their bread who hosts shows to discuss whether he should retire or not. 
So that, some ex-cricketer could appear on TV(and basically gets a after retirement job)  and discuss that his reflexes are not working any more. 
So that,  countless people on social media can give all the gyaan about cricket.
So that, I would at least talk to my friends via this debate, who, by the way are lost in their respective cities and jobs. 

So that, all we jobless retards would have something to talk about. 


PS : Sachin Tendulkar is the reason, children start playing cricket, and He is also the reason, that they quickly realize that they can't be Sachin Tendulkar. 

Dumb Love

Rahul: Dude, Stop calling my girl, otherwise you will have to face consequences.

Raj: Why, what’s the problem? She talks very nicely with me, in fact I find her she feels genuinely happy  while talking to me…  Come on – don’t tell me, are you being jealous?

Rahul: Why would I be jealous, and that’s also because of you,  whom she kind of ditched.

Raj: Ditched!! Come on, she never accepted.

Rahul: Yeah Yeah, whatever both are same.

Raj: No Way.  There is a hell lot of difference; you can only ditch someone whom you have accepted. So by that measure I still stand a chance of being accepted and you have a chance of getting ditched.

Rahul: Ha Ha Ha !! LoL  And that’s not because I am just laughing over your heights of optimism and hope, rather Lots Of Love (LOL). Keep it as consolation from me.

Raj: Thanks, but no thanks.

Rahul: Are you such a despo?

Raj: Don’t you think you are demeaning her, when you call a person despo, who immensely loves her?

Rahul : SHUT UP!!

Raj: You better be careful with your words.

Rahul: What do you want?

Raj: Just her, in my life…

Rahul: That’s not possible.

Raj: Who are you to decide.

Rahul: She is my girlfriend.

Raj: So, can’t she take her decision on her own.

Rahul: Of course she can, but obviously we discuss each course of things in our life  and then decide.

Raj: Did you just said, "we discuss ....and then I decide ?" You mean you decide ?

Rahul : Noo !!

Raj: See basically, you don’t want to give her any freedom, whereas in ‘your’ opinion you decided that she can’t be in my life, and that too without even myself completing  that "Just Her, in my life…" even as a friend

Rahul: But, you said you love her.

Raj: Yes, I do and I will always.

Rahul: Than how could you say that …even as a friend?

Raj: Unlike from you, I have given her freedom to decide what she wants in her life, even if it is me. If she wants me to be as a friend, I would remain like that. Obviously that doesn't mean that I would stop loving her.

Rahul: Will you stop boasting yourself, nobody is selfless.

Raj: Yes, I agree and that’s why I want her in my life, because my ‘self’ lies with her.

Rahul: You are gone case. 

Raj: Okay, tell me one thing. Why do you love her?

Rahul: Why shouldn't I ? She’s beautiful, She's intelligent.

Raj: Hmmm ...everybody says so. 

Rahul: We understand each other very well, we take care of each other.

Raj: Hmmm... You mean you are connected 24*7

Rahul: She respects my feeling and so do I.

Raj: Doesn't seems like so, you seems not to be allowing her freedom.

Rahul: That’s none of your business.

Raj: Okay, what else, any other reason?

Rahul: What more you want from one person, and that too when she loves you back.

Raj: Ohh – so that’s the point. You know, I just love her.  I mean, I really just love her and I never bothered about her beauty, her intelligence, and I would never interfere in her freedom, and I would never expect her to love me back.

You know, I believe love is only when you give, and don’t expect it in return. The moment you start expecting – it’s not love anymore, it’s a compromise.

Rahul: You are such a dumb, that’s called one sided Love.